Wholesome Milwaukee — of “Happy Days” and “Laverne & Shirley” sitcom fame — thinks Miami is making the case to host the 2020 Democratic National Convention based on our looks.
“Miami city officials are insinuating Milwaukee isn’t ‘fancy enough,’ ” reports ABC affiliate WISN.
Sure, we look good — spectacular, most people would say — but our being fancier than America’s lovely heartland has nothing to do with why it’s crucial for Democrats to bring the convention here.
